author_by_night: (zoeserenity by hobbitseeker)
So I put 'Twas the Night  Before Christmas  through Google Translate. Specifically Spanish, Hindi, French, Portuguese, and Latin.

What I got was an absurd fantasy that involves horses doing yoga and a very hairy St. Nicholas.Read more... )
His socks were hanging up on the chimney, with the goal of Saint Nicholas
Unless all the children stay in bed,
This was their point of view of the Chinese drum scene
His mother Kerkirf, and me, in my cap;
Now, their brain lives a long time in winter

When you go;
I am speaking in bed.
During the window facing similar glorous
Lorem opened attack for.

Monday - new snow fall
it has been shown that the midday is one glory of the items below
When my thoughts were on 
small little sleigh and eight dollars

The old man's old, and very fast driver
At that moment we know that this will be
When the eagle arrives
And he whistled and cried; and named them!
 
"Now, Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, the Wixon Panners!
But the comet! Venus! On, Donner and Blitzen!
At the top of the porch! And to the wall!
Now, go far! Get out! All works!'

From leaves before flying wild weather;
Delays skyrocketing in the sky
The one who fights the top of the house;
Full of sledge toys and a St. Nicholas

I heard on the terrace
Each projection and a small pan
At the head of the flame; As he walked;
St. Nicholas tied down the chimney.

And he was fur from head to toe;
Clothes, smeared with ashes and soot, and
A package of toys he had 
And we see the boaters, the eye of a fair man of his animal

How to shine the eyes? His dimples, so happy!
Play like roses and cherries, with the same fury!
High as a surprised arc mouth
The white beard of the snow on the chin too.

And he will come forward with the rod that he squeezed out of his pipe and in his teeth:
Here's a smoke like a coral head.
He had a broad belly that was wide,
So Sarah laughed a bowl candy threat!
 
Who would be fat, older and a great Yogi of horses?
And when I saw it, did I laugh?
Myself and I
Are you afraid of fast?

He did not answer anything, and went directly to his work,
They were all stuffed socks and he fell
Based on the toes, on the nose,
While climbing up

I came to the land, its horses, they carry a lot of colors, and a hissing,
Thistle to the whole wind
But he had heard that, according to what I had heard,
"Happy and good night all Christmas!" 
author_by_night: (zoeserenity by hobbitseeker)
Surprisingly, it was harder to get strange or amusing bad translations of song titles. But here are the ones google manage to twist once I ran them through enough languages...

Send in the Clowns: Mr. Batman


First Cut is the Deepest: The First is Located in the Heart


Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend: The Diamond is a Girlfriend


Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: From the Center on Behalf of the Target Service Gateway


I Could Have Danced All Night: Jump to the Night, I Cannot


I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet: I Believe Against the Earth - Feet!


Bridge Over Troubled Water: Dirty Water on Deck


Take Me or Leave Me: Ask a Question or Leave Me


We All Live in a Yellow Submarine: The Ship, The Submarine: We All Have to Live Not in the Yellow
author_by_night: (LeslieBen by nuv0le_rapide)
Same old same old - I put a bunch of things into google translate and LOL (or shudder) at the results. This round was literary titles.

(I can't tell you the exact languages, because I actually compiled these ages ago. I will tell you it's actually quite difficult to translate book titles, because google translate just tells you the official translated title. You have to "trick" it.)

A Song of Ice and Fire: Gal Man Track

A Tale of Two Cities: Describe Two Big Cities

Harry Potter and the...

Philosopher's Stone: In the Book

Sorcerer's Stone: Location and Use

Goblet of Fire: I Do Not for Example - D is Your Brother

Deathly Hallows: Halloween Fair

A Christmas Carol: Class Began Employment

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe: Whistle, Leaving Fried Green Tomatoes in a Restaurant

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: The Girl Did Not Have That

Pride and Prejudice: Iron Chain Leech

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: I Have Come, Sister

A Midsummer's Night Dream: Midsummer Night Lotto Review

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