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I forgot I did this. tl;dr short, Botnik is basically a text predictor website, where it predicts your text based on a variety of sources. So I attempted to write I'm Not That Girl from Wicked - with lyrics from The Beatles. I inserted a few lines here and there, lettingBotnik do the rest.

Hands through
Eyes - nah
Suddenly someone is speaking
Hearts in the USSR
He could be handy
But she gets annoyed

Don't submarine
Don't lose affection for people
Don't remember all my troubles seemed
He could not rob friends
But I'm from Miami

Every summer we would shout and swim
To get back home every day
But that can't have a friends' garden
When i get high with diamonds

Blithe love, no joke nah
She loves deva rocky hey
Gold hair per cent appear
That's the lonely hearts
And I'll help me
I'm now all right

Don't submarine don't go
Wishing to avoid the sun
I wasn't me back home sweet home
There's a little peace
He loves the world
I'm not cry because

Surprisingly, it was harder to get strange or amusing bad translations of song titles. But here are the ones google manage to twist once I ran them through enough languages...

Send in the Clowns: Mr. Batman


First Cut is the Deepest: The First is Located in the Heart


Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend: The Diamond is a Girlfriend


Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: From the Center on Behalf of the Target Service Gateway


I Could Have Danced All Night: Jump to the Night, I Cannot


I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet: I Believe Against the Earth - Feet!


Bridge Over Troubled Water: Dirty Water on Deck


Take Me or Leave Me: Ask a Question or Leave Me


We All Live in a Yellow Submarine: The Ship, The Submarine: We All Have to Live Not in the Yellow