author_by_night | Lemonade: Putting some honesty in 30 Days of Thanks

It's the most thankful time of year! The 30 Days of Thanks meme is circulating, some of it touching, some of it explainabragging (we get it, your life is perfect, unless you're overcompensating - but you wouldn't do that), some of it TMI, and some of it so mundane you almost wonder if it's supposed to be sarcasm...

But sometimes life gives you lemons. So have some cliche lemonade, and find out what people would say in their 30 Days of Thanks if they were completely honest with - and about - themselves.

Day 1 - I'm thankful for the sun being so bright, and that I didn't rear end the guy in front of me.

Day 4 - I'm thankful for maple syrup; not so much the cavities.

Day 8 - I'm thankful that for all my life's gone downhill these past few months, I've still got Faith. If only she didn't already have a boyfriend...

Day 12 - I'm thankful that I finally paid my bills, bills, bills; I'm jumpin', jumpin'.

Day 15 - I'm thankful Austin passed his math test. (65% is passing, right?)

Day 19 - - I'm thankful for the love of my life. Someday, Jensen Ackles will tweet me back.

Day 23 - I'm thankful for my cat. He got stuck in a tree and I had an excuse to call the fire department. :)

Day 28 - I'm thankful for beer and football, the two things that get people to stop talking.

Day 30 - I'm thankful that the holiday crazines is ov - oh shit, Christmas.