Is it just me...

Or do people who have Yahoo Messenger never actually use it - myself included?

I think it must be a cycle or something. I don't use it a lot because none of my contacts there are ever on, and then I get people telling me "I don't use it because none of my contacts are ever on."

I don't mind yahoo, really... in some ways, I like it better than AIM and as much as MSN, possibly a little more.

Gileonnen

Anyone know what happened to her? I've been really worried about her lately, and have tried asking a few people.

(And Amy2, if you're reading this, please reply, okay? Or at least send me an email saying "I'm alive"?)

Bad Fic in Five Minutes or Less

Inspired by bookaminute.com.

 

 

Bad Remus/Tonks Fic in Five Minutes or Less

Remus: *Has his head in a pillow, and is sobbing loudly.*

Molly: *Passing Remus’s room with Arthur* I offered him a piece of cake, but he started wailing that when Sirius was arrested, he’d threatened to set a piece of cake on fire and throw it at  him, and that he regrets it now!

Arthur: Oh, poor Remus. He doesn’t have it easy; now all he has left are his five fingers, which he named after all the loved ones who have died. *Goes down the stairs with Molly*

Tonks: *Begins to walk in the room, and falls* OWIE!

Remus: WAHHHH!!!!!

Tonks: *Gets up* Wotcher, Remus. Are you still crying? What happened?

Remus: *Lifts head up* The LAST of my school FRIENDS is GONE.

Tonks: …. Who?

Remus: S-SIRIUS! *Starts wailing so hard the house shakes*

Tonks: Er, who? Oh, the weird long lost relative of mine?

Remus: *Nods*

Tonks: Oh… *falls over again, this time without moving.*

Remus: *Is upset, but still chivalrous, and helps her up.*

Tonks: *Wipes away a tear* It’s all okay, Remy. I’m here to save you from all emerging evil, even if the author has made me a ditz.
Remus: *Stares for a moment, then starts snogging her*

Tonks: *Snogs back*

 

 

Phineas Nigellus (in the picture frame): Oh, get a ROOM already.

*The End*

 

 

Bad Marauder Era Fic in Five Minutes or Less

Year one

Sirius: I am Sirius Bad-arse Black, man.

Remus: I’m Remus Lupin, and I cry myself to sleep every night over my being a *mumbleolf.*

Peter: I’m Peter, the tagalong.

James: Dude, I’m, like, JAMES.

Snape: You are, like, SO idiotic.

Sirius, James: *Throw five hexes at once with one wand flick*

Snape: *Ducks, runs, and swears to steal Lily Evans from James, even though he has no way of knowing who she is.*

Peter: *Drools*

Year Two

Sirius: Remus, are you a Werewolf?

Remus: …. Yep.

Everyone: COOL!

 

Year Three

James: Let’s become animagi!

Sirius: Woohoo!

Peter: If you’re doing it, I’ll play along.

Remus: *Headdesk*

 

Year Four

Lily: *Wakes up dreaming she’s holding a kid screaming for his life* Hmm, could this be foreshadowing?

Roommate: Go back to sleep.

 

Year Five

MWPP: *Become MWPP*

Lily: James is a hothead.

Snape: Lily, want to go out with me?

Lily: No.

Snape: Fine. I’ll become a Death Eater.

Lily: Whatever. James, you’re a hothead!

Snape: MUDBLOOD!

Lily: …. I’m so hurt. Get a life.

 

Year Six

Lily: *Wakes up from another dream, runs into the boy’s dormitory and sobs into James’s lap*

James: Ooh, I like this.

Sirius: Hey James, I attempted murder tonight.

James: WHATYOUIDIOT! *Runs off to be a martyr*

Peter: *Decides to become a Death Eater, as they’d have left Snape to die*

 

Year Seven

Lily & James: *Declare their love*

Snape: *Becomes a DE*

Peter: *Becomes a DE*

Sirius: *Celebrates dinner with the 600^th classmate he’s slept with*

Remus: *Cries for one reason or another*

1981

Remus: *Packs up and goes to live in a cave as a hermit for the next 12 years*

 

 

Argh

Why is it whenever I think of inventive titles or invite messages for AIM chats, AIM goes weird?