author_by_night | Another Harry Potter post on the internet

Someone posts about Harry Potter on the internet. An entertainment site. Livejournal. Facebook. fandomsecrets. Wherever.

Behold, the comments you're most likely to see.

I never bothered myself with the frivolities of Harry Potter. I was too busy immersing myself in real literature.

Dude, why are you even here?

I am expressing my immense displeasure in being forced to read an article on the internet. I clearly have much better things to do with my time.

i never read the books but the movies are great!!!!

(etc.)

Whatever, she's only staying relevant to she can buy a condo for her each of her designer dogs.

DON'T KNOCK JO SHE'S A FLAWLESS GODDESS OF WISDOM!

That might be stretching it.

YOU CAN'T EXAGGERATE THE PERFECTION OF JOANNE ROWLING!

Does anyone still care?

I still care. I think about him every day. Sirius...

Severus...

Fandom before tumblr...

So um, cool beans and all that good stuff?