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Sep. 4th, 2005 03:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
author_by_nightThe Bad Rangstfic (Romance/Angst) Type Ending
Sirius, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Tonks, Remus, Fred, George, Percy, Luna, Neville, Parvati, Kingsley, Hestia, Dean, Seamus, Bill, Fleur, Penelope, Charlie, McGonagall, Ron, Cho, Lavendar, Filch, Sprout, Viktor, Angelina, Katie, Oliver, Colin, Dennis, Fudge, Scrimegour, Harry: *Are dead*
Hermione: Ow mah gawd, I'm, like, the last witch in the, like, whole world!
Draco: I killed most of them. And now feel so bad. *Starts sobbing*
Hermione: Oh, it's all right, sweetie poo... it's not your fault they all died, you were just going through a rebellious stage!
Draco: Marry me.
(Thankfully, JKR's a tad more creative than that!)
Sirius, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Tonks, Remus, Fred, George, Percy, Luna, Neville, Parvati, Kingsley, Hestia, Dean, Seamus, Bill, Fleur, Penelope, Charlie, McGonagall, Ron, Cho, Lavendar, Filch, Sprout, Viktor, Angelina, Katie, Oliver, Colin, Dennis, Fudge, Scrimegour, Harry: *Are dead*
Hermione: Ow mah gawd, I'm, like, the last witch in the, like, whole world!
Draco: I killed most of them. And now feel so bad. *Starts sobbing*
Hermione: Oh, it's all right, sweetie poo... it's not your fault they all died, you were just going through a rebellious stage!
Draco: Marry me.
(Thankfully, JKR's a tad more creative than that!)
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Date: 2005-09-04 11:32 pm (UTC)