What is this feeling?

[author_by_night]

Spoof of the song What Is This Feeling? from Wicked.

The fandom version.




(Note - this is making fun of the extreme shippers on both ends, not the genuienly sane ones. If you lack a sense of humor... you won't like it.)



BELINDA



Zsenya, Moey and Cap’n Kathy



DANIELLE


Dear Heidi

BOTH:
There's been some confusion over rooming at the summit

DANIELLE


But of course I'll just write fanfic

BELINDA
But of course I'll rise above it

BOTH

For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion for you
See my room mate is...

BELINDA:
Unusually and exceedingly shippy over that darn Pumpkin Pie.

DANIELLE (spoken):



Quiller.



BELINDA
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

DANIELLE

I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you:

BELINDA
My defense is rushing:

DANIELLE
My head is reeling:

BELINDA
My fic is flushing:

BOTH
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Shipping
Unadulterated shipping

BELINDA
For your pies

DANIELLE
Your quills

GALINDA
Your quipping

BOTH

Let's just say - I hate it all
Ev'ry single theory, however small
Makes all cannoness begin to fall
Because of our shipping
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be shipping
Against you
My whole life long!

R/HRS
Dear Belinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a traitor!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But I bet she’s a Ron hater!

GALINDA
Well: these things are sent to try us!

H/HRS


Poor Danielle, forced to reside
With a shipper so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:

BELINDA AND DANIELLE SHIPPERS
What is this feeling shipping
So sudden and new? Unadulterated shipping
I felt the moment For her quills, her pies
I laid eyes on you Her quipping
My pulse is rushing Let's just say:
My head is reeling We hate it all!
Oh, what is this feeling? Ev'ry little theory
Does it have a name? Makes all canonness
Yes: Begin to fall:
Ahhh: Ahhh:

ALL
Shipping!

BELINDA AND DANIELLE ALL
There's a strange exhilaration Shipping
In such total detestation Shipping
So pure, so strong Shipping

STUDENTS
So strong!

BELINDA AND DANIELLE
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last ALL
And I will be loathing Shipping
For forever shipping Shipping
Truly shipping against Shipping you
My whole Shipping
Life long! Unadulterated shipping

DANIELlE
Boo!



BELINDA

Ahh!

Comments

[locked-door998.livejournal.com]

LOL! I myself am guilty of shipping (see avatar, hehe), but I do not consider it anywhere near the heart of the series!

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I ship too, but not to THAT level!

In fact... see avatar. (It's sarcasm, as I hope people realize).

[purple-ladybug1.livejournal.com]

*falls out of chair laughing*

[dancing-kumquat.livejournal.com]

a;lhgdlfsh'tsd

[chocolatepot.livejournal.com]

"Quiller." Best one-word-line EVAR.

[bisforbecky.livejournal.com]

That was quite beautiful.