Stupendously Terrific Fanfic Ultimatum

Psst: As with many things on the internet, the product you are about to enjoy is not srs bzns. Read this before reading the rest of my post.


I haven't been around lately, as many of you have noticed. Those of you who haven't are about to be defriended. The reason I haven't been around is because I have been absolutely shocked at the poor quality of fanfic on the internet. After I posted the Stupendously Terrific Fanfic Ultimatum  back in 2002, fanfiction immediately started to get better. But then Geocities went down, and with it, my beloved Stupendously Terrific Fanfic Ultimatum. I thought it would be okay - surely fandoms across the dark cyberspace would remember my wise words.

But even my friends have forgotten! I am disappointed in you lot most of all. After all we've been through together, you couldn't remember anything positive brought to our friendship. You seem to remember the time I had my RP character kill off all of yours (because yours sucked) and the time I told everyone to defriend you for not shipping Hagrid/Dumbledore, but you cannot remember how I saved you from being a bad fanfic writer. Well, tried to save you, most of you still suck.

So I dug into my files and realized I changed computers seven or eight times since I first posted the Stupendously Terrific Fanfic Ultimatum. Whoops. I eventually got my dear friend Tula to email a copy she'd saved to me, so... here goes!


( Stupendously Terrific Fanfic Ultimatum )