I take great offense to you peons.

I mean, seriously, what's with all this "oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die!" business?

One of you posted about them showing up on motorcycles. What are they supposed to ride, broomsticks? They're not wizards, for pete's sakes! 

All of you are only afraid because of stupid Halloween movies that made them look bad. They are just misunderstood! Take my boyfriend; he's one, and has absolutely no flaws whatsoever! I mean, apart from the times he's told me he isn't right for me just because he's too dead, we're two peas in a little undead pod. :) 

Be nice. Zombies are people too, even if they are the living dead.

This is his favorite song, by the way. :)