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Hee. (Although if my kid spoke to me in text speak, I'd throw out the cellphone more readily than I would over a huge bill!)

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I went to the store
On this November day
What did I ever find
But a group so gay *

They were gathered round
Singing a song I knew
But it was way too early
For it to be true - oh!

Not Christmas
Not Christmas
Not Christmas time yet
Turkey's not in the oven
Nor is the table set - oh!

Not Christmas
Not Christmas
Not Christmas time yet
Turkey's not in the oven
Nor is the table set - oh!

This song is dedicated to the wonders of the marketing world. And okay, the part of me and the part of everyone who is already getting holiday related songs in their heads. Oh, and the music belongs to... some bloke or another. Anyhow, not mine.

* Before I offend anyone - gay as in happy, not gay as in the sexual orientation.