La Vie Fandom

[author_by_night]

Yes, my friends. La Vie Fandom, a spoof of La Vie Boheme from RENT. Keep in mind that as it's from RENT, this is definitely PG-13. (Though there's only one drug reference in this, whereas in LVB, there's about 87).
And remember - this is all in fun. Of course, there are three individuals this makes fun of, but this is flocked, and they definitely are not on my flist.

Oh, and the "mourning" part refers to, of course, the leaving of a certain enraged fan. (How dare people get upset that she sympathizes with Voldemort and that her friends had opinions she didn't like!)

ThereGoesMyGun:

Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes

Story645, Principesa05:

 She’s leaving, she’s leaving, she’s leaving

ThereGoesMyGun:

 Here she cries

No one knew her truths 

The misunderstood victim of countless spoofs

On these nights when sobs are heard through the roof

Oh those poor defaced Death Eaters

We raise our glass, you bet your ass to

La Vie Fandom

All:

La Vie Fandom

La Vie Fandom

La Vie Fandom

La Vie Fandom

ThereGoesMyGun:

To days of plain obsession

Writing fanfic, making something of nothing

The need to theorize, to communicate

To going against canon

Upholding fanon – Draco bowling

To causing tension, no pension

AU’s of more than one dimension

Hating convention

And even wanking, of course,

Dear old JK Rowling

To newbies pushing their fics

Past the Big Name Fans

To fruits, for Luna’s resolute

To choice, to hands-on

To The Leaky Cauldron

To any passing fad

To being an us for once

Instead of a them!

All:

La Vie Fandom!

Emerson:

Ahhemm.

Caina:

Hey Mister –

She’s like, Ron’s sister.

Newbie Writer:

So there’s a transfer student, sister of Harry

Has special powers, an animagus

And can throw fireballs

Gehayi:

Eww.

Minerva McTabby:

All Sues are the same.

Principesa:

If you close your eyes.

GodAwfulFanFiction Goers:

And pelt the Suethor with fries.

Have a good night.

Gehayi, Site Guru (GAFF):

And learn to write!

GwendolynGrace, Heidi:

To quality fanfics

Not written on sugar highs

To Draco, to Harry, meeting one another’s eyes

To leather, to cold toast, to Mrs. Longbottom’s hat

To signs of serpents and fluffy bouncing rats

Arabella, Zsenya:

Weasley love, submarines, The Good Ship of love

Creation, vacation

Cleolinda:

PoA’s wand masturbation

Fern Withy, Author By Night, After the Rain:

To Remus, to Dora, to their passion, and Sirius too

Story645:

To all ships

Narcissa Malfoy, Pretty Veela:

To Fandom Wank!

Erotic Elves:

To anything taboo!

Cassandra Claire:

Abusive Lucius, Draco in an emotional cage

Telepwen:

Grindlewald to you

Robin:

The UU!

 

Barbara the Wallpaper, Frankie Beeblerox:

To the stage!

Ameena, Ariana Black, Author By Night, Clarimonde, Linda Lupos:

To convicts! To Werewolves! Original Characters work, too.

Bribribitribbit, Crystalnova, MysticBlueSide, PixieDragon:

When Dorothy and Toto

Went over the rainbow

Glinda wouldn’t work in tandem –

Oops – wrong fandom!

Emerson:

(Glancing at the last chapter of HBP). Sister?!

Caina, Vanceone:

They’re close.

LindaLupos, PrettyVeela:

(Hold PoA). Brothers!

Story645, Maeglinyedi, TeaWithVoldy:

Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Hermione

Canon shipping, fanon shipping, and PWP,

Wotcher Wolvie

Remus/Tonks, Harry/Tonks, Sirius/Tonks

Hermione/Draco, Crabbe and Draco, Draco and himself

Lucius/House Elf

All:

To apathy, to being shippy, to empathy

Random Fandomers:

Draco’s ecstacy

Elanor Gamgee, Moey:

Celestina Warbeck, The Weird Sisters, Eighty Seven!

We are not ashamed – it’s just a fun game!

There Goes My Gun:

To that fangirl’s Mama!

Akasha’s Heiress, Author By Night, Linda Lupos:

And it’s not satanic

God is no fanatic

Probably loves the books

Emerson:

Anvil… Anvil… Anvil… Anvil!

All:

La Vie Fandom!

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