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I attempted to summarize each Harry Potter book... using dialogue from Seinfeld. I inserted a few words here and there, and let Jerry, Kramer, George and Elaine take it from there.
(Spoilers for the books, of course. Albeit very very subtle, all things considered.)
Harry Potter Shocked That Guy
Harry is an idealist who lives in the car. Jerry and George are making pasta pregnant. One day, a woman says: "You're a little paranormal, Harry. "
Harry goes to Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows. There he meets Ron, a very cheap man, and Hermione, a stupid idiot. Ron and Elaine went berserk.
In the end, the trio works to stock underwear. Harry frantically thrusts that guy downstairs, saving the car. He learns that his father was a wrestler and his mother was a bad friend.
Harry Potter and the Cockney Accent
Harry is going scuba diving when the magician comes back. It's time to return to the Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows! Ron's sister Ginny went in and interrupted cheer. Hermione is still sleeping and trying to call China. Percy's girlfriend is vodka coocoo.
Also, Harry can speak to Patrice. This allows thirsty bristles to get away.
Tom Riddle's commercials on TV are behind everything. Harry destroys the car, looks around, and fakes a conversation.
Harry Potter Knicks Minutes
Sirius Black has caffeine! To make matters worse, he's what happened to that cashmere sweater. Harry soon realizes that there is a difference between closing doors and going scuba diving.
On the train, the trio meets a man who slept more hours than Hazel. He rescues the trio when the magician comes out of the car.
Harry finds out that his father and Sirius were wonderful attacking troubles. This horrifies Kramer. Meanwhile, Professor Legume looks for a monologue.
It turns out that Sirius was in mortal dugout. He just wants to talk about the keys in the car! But the drug company attempts to remove his leg. Sirius escapes on a jellyfish. The trio, well, what do these pretzels tell you?
Harry Potter and Elaine Look Amazed
It's Harry's fourth horse at Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows. This year, they're going scuba diving for a few weeks. The Triwizard Tournament put the tomato sauce in front of the building.
Meanwhile, trouble is brewing. What happened to Kramer? Why is Snape pretty stupid? Can they trust George?
In the end, Voldemort Armstrong alarms the car. Elaine is laughing and talking about coffee. Also, Cedric Diggory is very important.
Harry Potter Never Said That
The Wizarding World is going to kill him. That's how Harry feels. With chuckling and alcoholic Kramer, Harry has never felt this tragic. No one believes Samuel smells like dead. Dumbledore is going scuba diving.
Meanwhile, Ron is going out for dinner when he gets disrupted by a helicopter. He just wants to get on the expressway! Hermione inches over and hides his jacket.
Luna Lovegood is very interesting. Neville Longbottom becomes a comedian.
Sirius is not going to talk crazy. He doesn't stand up for George, making pasta while he plays bongos. Can he save these cockney flashbacks?
The Wizarding World accepts that Voldemort Armstrong put the pen back in the car.
Harry Potter and the Highly Placed Ugly Sneakers
Dumbledore instructs Harry on the clanking noise fight. Voldemort was in mortal danger, but the fish knocked on the door. This knowledge was just screaming at the comedy club.
Ron and Hermione go into the city, where Jerry is talking over a puddle. Lavender Brown is the dumbest; she starts backing in front of the building and tells Ron that she needs him to give away his pants. Hermione is very disappointed.
Harry has caffeine in the car. Specifically coffee cups. Ginny is dating Raymond.
Remus and Tonks kangaroo it all the way to Wednesday.
SNAPE KILLS DUNKING MUMBLES!
Harry Potter and the Defective Headphones
Harry, Ron and Hermione must find horses. Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows has been pouring water into Smither's hot dog. This is no good sign! Voldemort Armstrong has bathing suits and they keep calling Jerry. Ginny, Luna and Neville form up with the phone company.
Meanwhile, rumors about Dumbledore suggest he was a bad driver and a half hour Jerry.
Ron and Harry fight, but the car wants weekdays, so Ron comes back. Not before he gets lost in copy vaults.
The trio ends up with the recipe! They return to Hot Dogs School of Whoaa and Windows to get away from France. Harry faces off with Voldemort Armstrong one day, and George's fish Rasputin is very bad.
The car, meanwhile, moves on to become nothing. Sorry, car.
I attempted to summarize each Harry Potter book... using dialogue from Seinfeld. I inserted a few words here and there, and let Jerry, Kramer, George and Elaine take it from there.
(Spoilers for the books, of course. Albeit very very subtle, all things considered.)
Harry Potter Shocked That Guy
Harry is an idealist who lives in the car. Jerry and George are making pasta pregnant. One day, a woman says: "You're a little paranormal, Harry. "
Harry goes to Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows. There he meets Ron, a very cheap man, and Hermione, a stupid idiot. Ron and Elaine went berserk.
In the end, the trio works to stock underwear. Harry frantically thrusts that guy downstairs, saving the car. He learns that his father was a wrestler and his mother was a bad friend.
Harry Potter and the Cockney Accent
Harry is going scuba diving when the magician comes back. It's time to return to the Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows! Ron's sister Ginny went in and interrupted cheer. Hermione is still sleeping and trying to call China. Percy's girlfriend is vodka coocoo.
Also, Harry can speak to Patrice. This allows thirsty bristles to get away.
Tom Riddle's commercials on TV are behind everything. Harry destroys the car, looks around, and fakes a conversation.
Harry Potter Knicks Minutes
Sirius Black has caffeine! To make matters worse, he's what happened to that cashmere sweater. Harry soon realizes that there is a difference between closing doors and going scuba diving.
On the train, the trio meets a man who slept more hours than Hazel. He rescues the trio when the magician comes out of the car.
Harry finds out that his father and Sirius were wonderful attacking troubles. This horrifies Kramer. Meanwhile, Professor Legume looks for a monologue.
It turns out that Sirius was in mortal dugout. He just wants to talk about the keys in the car! But the drug company attempts to remove his leg. Sirius escapes on a jellyfish. The trio, well, what do these pretzels tell you?
Harry Potter and Elaine Look Amazed
It's Harry's fourth horse at Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows. This year, they're going scuba diving for a few weeks. The Triwizard Tournament put the tomato sauce in front of the building.
Meanwhile, trouble is brewing. What happened to Kramer? Why is Snape pretty stupid? Can they trust George?
In the end, Voldemort Armstrong alarms the car. Elaine is laughing and talking about coffee. Also, Cedric Diggory is very important.
Harry Potter Never Said That
The Wizarding World is going to kill him. That's how Harry feels. With chuckling and alcoholic Kramer, Harry has never felt this tragic. No one believes Samuel smells like dead. Dumbledore is going scuba diving.
Meanwhile, Ron is going out for dinner when he gets disrupted by a helicopter. He just wants to get on the expressway! Hermione inches over and hides his jacket.
Luna Lovegood is very interesting. Neville Longbottom becomes a comedian.
Sirius is not going to talk crazy. He doesn't stand up for George, making pasta while he plays bongos. Can he save these cockney flashbacks?
The Wizarding World accepts that Voldemort Armstrong put the pen back in the car.
Harry Potter and the Highly Placed Ugly Sneakers
Dumbledore instructs Harry on the clanking noise fight. Voldemort was in mortal danger, but the fish knocked on the door. This knowledge was just screaming at the comedy club.
Ron and Hermione go into the city, where Jerry is talking over a puddle. Lavender Brown is the dumbest; she starts backing in front of the building and tells Ron that she needs him to give away his pants. Hermione is very disappointed.
Harry has caffeine in the car. Specifically coffee cups. Ginny is dating Raymond.
Remus and Tonks kangaroo it all the way to Wednesday.
SNAPE KILLS DUNKING MUMBLES!
Harry Potter and the Defective Headphones
Harry, Ron and Hermione must find horses. Hotdog School of Whoooaaa and Windows has been pouring water into Smither's hot dog. This is no good sign! Voldemort Armstrong has bathing suits and they keep calling Jerry. Ginny, Luna and Neville form up with the phone company.
Meanwhile, rumors about Dumbledore suggest he was a bad driver and a half hour Jerry.
Ron and Harry fight, but the car wants weekdays, so Ron comes back. Not before he gets lost in copy vaults.
The trio ends up with the recipe! They return to Hot Dogs School of Whoaa and Windows to get away from France. Harry faces off with Voldemort Armstrong one day, and George's fish Rasputin is very bad.
The car, meanwhile, moves on to become nothing. Sorry, car.
