Song Parody: Because if it's On the Internet (Then it Must Be True)

[author_by_night]

 (Guess this is country? It's not a parody of a song, just a parody of... everything on the internet, basically.)

 

I read today about
A very sneaky man
Who found a clever way
To bootleg imported ham

 

It seemed rather silly

I paused and scratched my head

But I was the silly one

For not believing what I'd read

 

Because if it's on the internet

Then it must be true

Because if it's on the internet

It's real for me and you

 

Hold your Trojan horses

If a woman named Helen O'Troy

Sends you a friend request

It's an evil viral ploy

 

Your children will get rickets

If they're exposed to too much sun

We used to believe the opposite

But a new study has been done

Oh!

 

 

Because if it's on the internet

Then it must be true

Because if it's on the internet

It's real for me and you

 

There was a day, my simple son

When we fact checked all we heard

But in these dark and testy times

You can't take anyone's word

 

So hoist up your Saddle App

It's all on here online

Fact check you don't believe me

But it's all a waste of time

 

 

Because if it's on the internet

Then it must be true

Because if it's on the internet

It's real for me and you

 

 

Because if it's on the internet

Then it must be true

Because if it's on the internet

It's real for me and you