author_by_night | Quotes Mash-Up: Buffy and Harry Potter

Inspired by Mad Rock: What if you mixed and mashed fandom quotes?

Here is my Star Wars one.

As always, to make it work some quotes will be truncated and/or taken out of context. It's all in fun, people. :) I've also given some context, even for ones that may be more obvious to some fans since we all have different levels of obsession. (However, this won't make sense unless you've seen/read both Buffy and Harry Potter.)

The Wrong Type

You'll find that some Sunnydale students are cooler than others. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong types. I can help you out there.

...

I can tell who are the wrong types for myself, thanks.

(Origiinal: PS/SS, when Draco tries to befriend Harry.

The Werewolf Question

I'm wonderng about your position on werewolves.

Moony's a werewolf.

Hey, as long as you don't go scratching at me or humping my leg, we're five-by-five.

(Orginal quote from the season three episode "Faith, Hope and Trick.")

In-Tray

I shudder to think of the state of my in-tray if was away from my work for five days.

Yes, someone might slip demon dung in it again.

That was a sample of fertilzer from Norway! It was nothing personal!

It was personal. I sent it.

(Originally from Goblet of Fire; the twins teasing Percy. Who I read in Wesley's voice.)

I've Got a Theory

I've got a theory... it could be Snorkacks.

...

Or maybe Nargles.

(Originally from "Once More, With Feeling.")

Decency

This isn't about your games.

Bullocks. We were all hip to your slimy obsession.

It's for Lily.

Like you cared about her.

Cared? Lily was the only one of the lot of you I could stand.

She was the one you wanted to shag. I'm touched.

I liked the lady. Understand?

She was decent.

She didn't put on airs.

And she was the only one who didn't treat me like a freak.

(Originally from the season five "Forever," with Spike talking about Joyce, though the obsession parts were about Buffy.

Save the World

I want to save the world.

You do remember you're a Death Eater, right?

We like to talk big. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends, showing off your skull tattoo. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... House Elves, Puddlemere United. And you've got people, billions of people walking around to be spat on. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision, with a real... passion for destruction. The Dark Lord could pull it off. Goodbye, Hogsmeade. Farewell, Diagon bloody Alley. You know what I'm saying?

(Originally from Season 2 "Becoming, Part Two" with Buffy and Spike.)

Person

- I'm not gonna lie to you. It was scary. I'm so used to you being a grownup, and then I find out that you're a person.

-Most grownups are.

(From the season two episode "The Dark Age.")

That's about all I have time/energy for! This took two days. But I will post more of these.