author_by_night | Quotes Mash-Up: Star Wars/Firefly (Reply)

Inspired by this 30 Rock/Mad Men quotes mash-up, I decided to try a few of my own.

This one is Firefly/Serenity meets Star Wars. Some of the lines were merged (i.e. lines from both shows) and/or taken out of context.

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(I will tell you that you need to be familiar with both SW and Firefly/Serenity. Otherwise these will not make any sense. I promise.)

Yoda and Luke: Childhood

Well, our father's a Sith. We had a complicated childhood.

Mal and Inara: Amazement

Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.

That doesn't sound too hard.

Kaylee and Simon: I Love You

I love you.

I know.

...

You are such a boob.

Leia and Lando: Secrets

What's your story? You got a secret?

Sure, I got a secret. Doesn't seem likely I'll them to you, does it? You're talking loud enough for both of us, aren't you?

I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off-home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent time in the lock-down, but less than you claim. And you're what, a petty thief with delusions of standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.

Call me if anyone interesting shows up.

I like her.

Shepherd Book and Mal: Belief

You don't believe in the force of God, do you?

Shepherd, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other...

And I've seen a lot of strange stuff...

But I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything.

'Cause no mystical energy field controls my destiny.

It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.