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Top eight least favorite songs:

1. "Hit Me Baby One More Time" or whatever it's called, by... do I really need to say? The girl can't sing, and it's just so pop it's sickening.

 

2. "I'm A Slave 4 U" by the same artist. Look up "sex slave", Brit. Please.

3. I don't know the title, but it was this funeral song we had to sing in 9th grade chorus. To give you an idea of the torture, it went something like:

Quannnndoooo corrrpuuuus

Corrrrpuuus...

It was accompanied by screeching violin music, via the Orchestra. When I greeted my parents after the concert, my Dad went, "what was that?"

4. Another chorus song, The Month of Maying. Need I say more?

Didn't think so.

5. Dear Old Shiz from Wicked. I just don't get the point of it. ^^

6. The middle part of Thank Goodness from Wicked. Why is Madame Morrible talking like a Disney villian? (I surprisingly like the rest of the song, but I always turn the volume down at that one part, simply so nobody thinks I'm listening to Snow White).

7. I Want A Girl. It's this old drinking song from the 1940's that I had to sing when I volunteered at an Adult Day Care Center. (An ADCC is - well, what the name implies. For adults who don't need to be in a home, but want to be out of the house and need somewhere to go).

8. In this case, it's not the song, but the singer. I have this tape of Christmas songs, and it has that one song... I forget what it's official name is, but it's the one that goes "do you hear what I hear", etc. Well, the tape has the world's most apathetic, monotonous guy singing it. "A star. A star. Shining. In the light."