author_by_night: (genfic)
author_by_night ([personal profile] author_by_night) wrote2005-09-04 03:41 pm

What if...

The Bad Rangstfic (Romance/Angst) Type Ending

Sirius, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Tonks, Remus, Fred, George, Percy, Luna, Neville, Parvati, Kingsley, Hestia, Dean, Seamus, Bill, Fleur, Penelope, Charlie, McGonagall, Ron, Cho, Lavendar, Filch, Sprout, Viktor, Angelina, Katie, Oliver, Colin, Dennis, Fudge, Scrimegour, Harry: *Are dead*

Hermione: Ow mah gawd, I'm, like, the last witch in the, like, whole world!

Draco: I killed most of them. And now feel so bad. *Starts sobbing*

Hermione: Oh, it's all right, sweetie poo... it's not your fault they all died, you were just going through a rebellious stage!

Draco: Marry me.

(Thankfully, JKR's a tad more creative than that!)

[identity profile] lvblheron.livejournal.com 2005-09-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's polarious! But I think Hermione's last line should be, "You're teh evil now, but The Love of a Good Woman will fix that. Hey--*I'm* a good woman!"

[identity profile] author-by-night.livejournal.com 2005-09-04 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe - you're right.

[identity profile] genesse.livejournal.com 2005-09-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee!

[identity profile] locked-door998.livejournal.com 2005-09-04 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOL!

[identity profile] victorialupin.livejournal.com 2005-09-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Draco: Marry me.

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