Shit My Facebook Says: Parody Time
Jun. 27th, 2015 10:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
author_by_nightLITTLE KNOWN TIPS FOR TREATING MOSQUITO BITES.
1. Mix together garlic, lemon juice, and sugar.
2. Drink it.
3. Dance named under the moonlight. Chant loudly: "OUT, DAMNED BITE!"
4. Never heed medical advice from some random post on Facebook ever again.
O:)
1. Mix together garlic, lemon juice, and sugar.
2. Drink it.
3. Dance named under the moonlight. Chant loudly: "OUT, DAMNED BITE!"
4. Never heed medical advice from some random post on Facebook ever again.
O:)
