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1. Hagrid is very important to Harry; don't keep him out of the fic just because you don't like him, unless there's a real reason for his absence.

2. Remus is Remus to us, Lupin to Harry. Unless they have become closer or something.

3. Sirius's death has to have done *something* to Tonks. Even if she wasn't close with him, she's going to feel funny.

4. Being klutzy and cheerful do not amount to someone being stupid. Tonks is an Auror, guys. She has to have brains in there somewhere.

5. Remus likely did not spend half of his life crying over James and Lily every night. The events of PoA and Sirius's death probably triggered unpleasant memories, but believe it or not, people do move on. Sometimes it's harder for some people than others, and I'm sure Sirius thought of James and Lily before PoA, but crying every night over it?

6. From what we know of Remus's parents, it is very unlikely that they kept him in a small cage every day and night until Dumbledore sent them to Azkaban.

7. Hermione loves both Ron and Harry. Ron loves both Harry and Hermione. Harry loves both Hermione and Ron. Even if two of the trio get together, they will be distraught if something happens to the other, and won't forget about it a chapter later.

8. England is very far away from the states. Therefore, field trips to Disney World are probably not going to happen.

9. People don't start snogging the second they find out a family member/friend/other loved one is dead or near death. Trust me.

10. Parvati and Lavender are not the ultra-snooty girls out of teen movies. That's Pansy.

11. Want Draco redeemed? Fine; but please don't let it be because Hermione shows up in a tank top and he's aroused.

12. Neville is not stupid. Nervous? Yes. Clumsy streak? Yes. But he's not an idiot.

13. Trelawney forbids me to write anything for this one.

14. They wear robes at Hogwarts. Don't have them going to Potions wearing jeans, a shirt and flip flops.

15. If you want romantic drama in a "sixth year fic" to dominate, as opposed to the war, don't call it as such. Because then it isn't.

16. Romance is not superior to every other form of love. If Draco kills Ron, Ginny's not going to fall in love with him, even if he does redeem himsef afterwards.

17. Rape, doses of cruciatus and other forms of torture will be traumatic enough that it's not too likely the victim will fall in love with the person who was doing all that.

18. Rape is not romantic.


19. There is always an exception - don't let cliche lists (well, okay, like this) scare you.

20. Let the fic write itself.

Date: 2005-05-21 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tunxeh.livejournal.com
Besides all being very true, this made me smile as I imagined the badfic that must have led to each of these comments. Fortunately for me, I have only seen fics that violated some of these. I'm trying to avoid remembering them.

Date: 2005-05-21 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jan-aq.livejournal.com
Lovely. *shudders* Especially numbers 1, 2, 11, 14 and 19.

What's this about number 6?

Date: 2005-05-21 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] author-by-night.livejournal.com
You know, fics where Remus's parents abused him to no end, despite his comment abot them "doing everything" in PoA...

Date: 2005-05-21 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abbers44.livejournal.com
Dude, word.

I cannot stand those fics that are like, "OMG TEH RAPE PROVES THERE LUV!!1!" No. Just - no.

Date: 2005-05-21 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jan-aq.livejournal.com
Oh. I must have missed those fics. Lucky me. :\

Date: 2005-05-21 05:33 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ashavah
And ew.

Date: 2005-05-21 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] author-by-night.livejournal.com
And really insulting to rape victims. :(

Date: 2005-05-21 03:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-05-21 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darsina.livejournal.com
ad 17) and 18) And having sex is no cure for traumas caused by rape or torture.

Date: 2005-05-21 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zmedlebum.livejournal.com
12. Neville is not stupid. Nervous? Yes. Clumsy streak? Yes. But he's not an idiot.

Here here! *raises tankard of butterbeer*



Date: 2005-05-23 05:22 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kasuchi
BIG agreement on 18. I hate that. It's sex; there's no love or emotion besides huiliation and a need to hurt behind it. It's the ultimate degradation of a woman, because it's using her and against her will no less. It's brutal, it's ugly and there's NOTHING romantic about it. And while I know I'm preaching to the choir, nothing gets the feminist in me more riled than people romanticizing rape.

You know, open-toed shoes in a class with open flames isn't that smart, anyway. Apparently many fic authors haven't had elementary chemistry.

Date: 2005-05-23 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-t-rain.livejournal.com
:: applauds :: Especially numbers 4 and 6 (abusive!parental Lupins is one of my biggest pet peeves).

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