Angel Lite, Chapter One

So there's a lot of Twilight snark around.  So, in lieu of all that, I've decided to try a hand at some of my own snark: Angel Lite. ("Angel Lite" as a reference to the TV show, of course.) It was originally a joke amongst some friends, but they've persuaded me to post it. Note that if you like Twilight... well, you're still welcome to read, but do be aware my intention is not to insult the fans - it is friendly snark, plain and simple.

Here is my snark of the first chapter. Let's see if I can make this a new project.

( Angel-Lite, Chapter One: Beautiful Swan in a Damp Green Hole )