Blonde moments of the day (I'm blonde, I can call ditzyness blonde moments)

- Fought with fax machine at work because I did not realize when it said "calling", it did not mean I'd dialed the phone by accident.

- Told my Mom I had to remember to take *Memorial Day* off work(even though my parents *own* the place I work, and I should know full well it is always closed).

- Said "guten tag" for *goobye*.