I wrote a song called "Bizarre Zombie Love Song" about zombies and the difficulties they have with romantic relationships. That makes it sound more serious than it is. Let's see if I remember some of it...

"I can't feel your loving touch,
And I want to oh so much,
But I'm sure my nerves were eaten by bull flies.
We make do with words and looks,
Or a song since that stuff works,
And I sing as I look in your sunken eyes...

(Refrain)

I've got a brain here, it tells me that I need you,
Got a heart, too, it don't beat very fast,
But somehow it's got to be,
Without you I R.I.P.,
Oh Jane Doe, I know our love is going to last!"

There's more, but I'd have to hunt it down.