author_by_night: (zoeserenity by hobbitseeker)
author_by_night ([personal profile] author_by_night) wrote2008-07-11 12:39 pm
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87 Tips for a Successful Internet Experience

87 Tips for a Successful Internet Experience:

87. Juvenile inside jokes are juvenile. Do not bother decoding them, especially when site admins warn you they are stupid.

86. Anyone who purposely mispells words because it's the "cool" thing to do online finds themselves on the bottom of that community's totem poll. Unless you're on Facebook, MySpace, or a crappy chatroom.

85. To many an internet user, "nerd" is a compliment, not an insult, so don't bother using that one. Unless you're on Facebook or MySpace.

84. Don't expect Facebook and MySpace to speak for all of the internet.

83. Don't feed the troll.

>82. Get a feel for what the atmosphere of the site/community is before posting.

81. Want homework help because you couldn't be bothered to read the book? Don't go to a forum/community for said book and ask us to do your homework. We won't. Instead, we'll snark.

80. Read. The. Rules Or at least the basic ones.

79. Sockpuppets tend to be caught. Even three years later. (Google search "Charlotte Lennox" and "msscribe.")

78. If it sounds innocent, it isn't.

Anyone have any more? I'd love to make this a (fun) list. I may mix up the order after. But yes, feel free to add on!

(And references to specific things are fine. After all, 87 and 79 are direct fandom references!)

ETA: Sorry if any of you got the coding earlier. C&P on rich text doesn't work well.

[identity profile] author-by-night.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
True, but they seem to apply mainly TO 4Chan and /b/.

There's also another one that's popular, but again, seems to apply more to snarkier places. "Nobody really likes you," etc.
Edited 2008-07-11 18:22 (UTC)

[identity profile] parsimonia.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Still though, a number of them do make sense:

11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means they win
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
33. Lurk more - it's never enough.
34. If it exists, there is porn of it.
37. You cannot divide by zero.