I have been Saved

[author_by_night]

No, not in the Jack Chick sense. I haven't been told by an eight year old girl named Susy how her evil teacher is teh satan and if I agree, I'll go to Heaven, but if I don't I'll be run over by a truck and go to hell via a funny-looking demon.


I have, however, realized that these past months, I wasn't true to myself.

I tried to like Remus/Tonks. I really did. But now, I realize it was just an attempt at following the crowd. In a way, I'm more like fifteen year old Remus than the adult one.

I have come to realize that Tonks is a hopeless Sue. She has ridiculously sue-per powahs, and she really WAS a brat in HBP. I mean, how dare she tell Remus she loves him after he'd just lost someone dear? A little less fluff in the world, I say! I have more reasoning here.

Then I realized, if Tonks is a Sue... so are most of the female characters. Ginny has red hair, for crying out loud! How much more Sueified can you get? 
And Hermione... she really was OOC in book six. I've been denying my feelings about that, too. 

In fact, I've decided I'm becoming a H/Hr shipper. There's just so much more toast that side of paradise! Besides, JKR knows nothing about Hermione. The proof of that is anvil sized.

Finally... I'm going off Original Characters. OC writer friends, hear me out - I have not failed you! I just cannot handle the mere site of them anymore. Ever
since I read a really stupid story about this blonde girl in the Ice Age who invents random things and talks to animals using ancient signs with her arms,
(though at least she can't sing), I've decided she's no better than most Original Characters, and if they are in books, they bug me! So why not in fics? I
have even created a list of signs of Sueness.

I'm sorry if you all feel betrayed, but hopefully you can see my reasons.

Sniff.

Oh, and by the way... 

Comments

[rocknroll5s.livejournal.com]

oh wow, that was fun :)

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[mbs-bookworm.livejournal.com]

Waaay too obvious.

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. Nobody is really supposed to take this seriously. The "April Fools" thing is just - you know. Mandatory.

Besides, you never know. I have been taken seriously before.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

I just knew it was April Fools' and soon as you brought up H/Hr for some reason. lol.

[cl1ffhanger.livejournal.com]

this made me giggle! nice one :)

[stubefied-by-gd.livejournal.com]

Because I am sleepy, you had me up until "sue-pah powers."

[joely-jo.livejournal.com]

LOL! *runs off with her school teacher tail between her legs* Thanks for a good giggle - 'more reasoning' section was the best.

[valerie-valerah.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehehe...You had be going for a grand total of two seconds. I love this "holiday." :D

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Hehe. :)

And love the icon!

[raggedass-road.livejournal.com]

wah? WAIT. Ohh, you BRAT, I was already trying to figure out how to politely but slightly defensively respond to all that, when I glanced at things your other friends said! argh! You COMPLETELY took me in. phew. Am I glad only being pranked!

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Aw, I want to see what your angry defense was!

And cool that I got someone! :D Don't worry, I've been caught by these things too.

[parallactic.livejournal.com]

LOL! :D By which I mean:

OMG HOW DARE YOU SHIP ANYONE BUT DOBBY/GIANT SQUID?!!!! IT IS THE OTP TO END ALL OTPS, AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T IS DELUSIONAL!!!one!!!

*defriends*

[purple-ladybug1.livejournal.com]

April Fools!

[sprite6.livejournal.com]

This was really good - you had me right up to this line:

Then I realized, if Tonks is a Sue... so are most of the female characters. Ginny has red hair, for crying out loud!

Nice one. :)

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Hehe, poor Ginny. She's accused so often I couldn't resist!

[angieweasley.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Thanks alot ABN. You almost gave me a heart attack.
Continuing in the tradtion of your comments so far, I'll just say:

Oh, yeah, you had me until...the comments. *Is lame*

I did believe you, though. I just came from Arya's LJ.

[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

Hey!

Sorry I panicked you. ;)