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author_by_night) wrote2015-06-27 10:00 pm
author_by_night) wrote2015-06-27 10:00 pm
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Shit My Facebook Says: Parody Time
LITTLE KNOWN TIPS FOR TREATING MOSQUITO BITES.
1. Mix together garlic, lemon juice, and sugar.
2. Drink it.
3. Dance named under the moonlight. Chant loudly: "OUT, DAMNED BITE!"
4. Never heed medical advice from some random post on Facebook ever again.
O:)
1. Mix together garlic, lemon juice, and sugar.
2. Drink it.
3. Dance named under the moonlight. Chant loudly: "OUT, DAMNED BITE!"
4. Never heed medical advice from some random post on Facebook ever again.
O:)