Internet Old

[author_by_night]

Internet Old: Being one who may be young biologically, physically and mentally, but was logged on before it was cool to be logged on.

You know you're Internet Old when...

1. You know The Llama song by heart.

2. Someone says "Three Year Summer" and you immediately know what they're talking about.

3. You had an MSN email address that you checked more than once a week.

4. You remember when forums were "Bulletin Boards."

5. You have a fake name on Facebook or use your middle name as a surname because, you know, anyone could really be a sixty year old man. Even your twelve year old niece who loves horses and Justin Bieber.

6. You correct people's netspeak, or have to keep yourself from doing so.

7. You had a Geocities page.

8. You think tumblr, Facebook and twitter are killing social media, not leading social media.

9. You know how to create an AIM Chat Room.

10. You had an Unofficial ______ Fan Page.

11. You remember when Unofficial Fan Pages got threatened.

12. You use the word "wank" on Facebook and realize it only means one thing there. Oops.

13. You went to bored.com.

14. You were on a mailing list and/or usenet.

15. You knew the emails from Nigeria were a scam before everyone else did.

16. You laugh when people think CafeWorld is an internet game.



Anyone care to add? I may make a "master list," heh.