Let's roll it out!
Big Damn Cliffhanger
Serious music plays.
Mary: We're walking down the street, seemingly innocuously and relieved that the Big Damn Hurdle went bye bye.
Kyle: I say something. I laugh.
Mary: I also laugh!
Kyle: I start to say something. Then I stop.
Mary: I stop and look. I think I know what he is going to say.
Kyle: I -
Mary: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
Villain behind the Big Damn Hurdle is running towards them.
Villain: I do something that should be fatal!
Kyle: Reacting... with great... fatality....
We'll say "To Be Continued", which means Kyle be continued, because otherwise there wouldn't be a show.
Randi: I AM FED UP!
Bossperson: Randi -
Randi: No. How many Broken Aesops am I going to have to deal with from you?
Bossperson: What Broken Aesop?
Bossperson: Now you're bringing my plural relationship into this?
Randi: It's called philandering, dingbat, and no! Have I not always faithfully covered your ass, so much show shippers are going crazy and there's an obscene amount of fanfiction about us?
Randi: I quit.
Bossperson: See you by the third episode of next season!
The Bombshell That Won't Come Up Again
Friends laughing in the background. Knock at the door.
Derek: Opens. Pam? The girl I dated for two and a half episodes at the beginning of the season?
Pam: I'm pregnant.
Derek: ... longest first trimester ever?
Pam: And it's obvious what I'm going to say next.
By episode two of next season, we learn Pam just made it up